Thursday, March 27, 2008

Not Of It

I painted my first canvas this past weekend.

I call it 'Not of It'

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Things It Would Be Difficult To Do in Zero Gravity:

Eat small candies
Officiate a long/high jump competition
Raise cattle
Make a living as a structural engineer
Amuse children with kites/helium balloons/etc.
Play golf
Play sports in general
Lift weights
Water plants
Not drift off into space and die of dehydration or asphyxiation (depending on how fast you were drifting).
Make a living as someone who drops things

Monday, March 17, 2008

Dear Lady at the Bagel Shop,

I like cream cheese as much as the next guy, but please don't try to drown me in it. Thanks.

Hugs and kisses,

Monday, March 10, 2008

Can I Take a Minute of Your Time To Tell You About "Get a Job You Dirty Hippy?"

Today, outside of a Barnes & Noble, you asked, "Do you have a minute to try to change global warming."

That's all well and good. I'm glad you feel like you can change the world with your clip board and pamphlets.

BUT, if you're going to tell me that the earth is too warm, don't do it while wearing a puffy down jacket that comes down to your knees and has a fur-lined hood. It shows a lack of faith in the liberal-spiked Kool-Aid you're selling.


The guy who said "No" and walked by briskly going about his actual job.