According to the Panhandler Outside of Bethesda Bagel this Morning:

People with diabetes are not to be trusted at 23 stories above the ground.
People with diabetes can't work for Clark Construction.
You don't know nothin till you get your hands dirty.
I need to pick up a hammer.

From Now On...

All sneakers will be known as boots.

i.e. 'Did you see my fresh new boots?' or 'My new running boots are so light.' or 'I have more boots than any straight man should.'

That is all.

Working Titles of Super-Groups

The League of Extrodinarily Gentle Men
Lawfullness Brotherhood of the United States
The Community of the Golden Finger Jewlery.
The Superfriends...(wait...that was the name they settled on?)