Thursday, September 20, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
Ty: Let me tell you a little story. I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting... just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?
Ty: Take one good guess.
Danny: Bob Hope?
Ty: Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Why not just give me the source. When did peer pressure become an accepted form of scientific discourse?
I'm not taking sides on this one, because I haven't ever seen the information. It's always just some shadowy anonymous analysis of the information by "top scientists."
I'm a relatively smart guy, I can handle it.
And another thing, why is anyone who presents the possibility that global warming is not our fault viewed as a heretic or worse? (Inquisition, anyone?)
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Dude: Why are the lights on that temple next to I-495 on some times and not other times?
Me: Uh...I'm not Mormon.
Dude: Oh...There was a rumor going around that you're Mormon.
Dude: So what are you?
Dude: If you're not Mormon, what are you?
The best part: he can tell that I'm different.